hi i'm ashley :)
I'm eighteen years old
-obsessed and proud-
basically, run

humorous:

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

(Source: trustinq, via trust)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real

(via dru99ie)

gayprobably:

r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

(Source: gayprobably, via c4lowee)

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via c4lowee)

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: basnad, via karenamanda)

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via trust)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)